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Sounds Comin Out Soon

2004-10-06T01:25:00.000-07:00

You've seen it but you've haven't heard it, so we're meeting your demands! We will start recording the sounds as soon the exams finish courtesy of our manager Tim Ng aka Betty jiao. So listen out for it on this very blog, the official website of D3!

The Real Stink Sani (modified by Luk3)

2004-10-05T21:16:00.000-07:00

May I get your sushi please?
May I get your sushi please?
Will the real stink Sani please cook rice?
I repeat, will the real Stink Sani please cook rice?
We got a stinky here

Ya’ll act like u never seen Kikkoman sauce before
Hair all on the floor like Joshua, like Sani just burst in the door
And started cooking sushi worse than before
They first were hairy, tearing his hair from his armpits(oooch)
It’s the return of the hair…”ah wait oh never mind”
He didn’t just stink the way I thought did he?
And Dr. Sheng said “Cook rice ya idiot”
Sani's hair shaved and locked up with Raju (lol)
Hairy women all love Sani {*vocal turntable:
hair-a hair-a hair-a) “Stink Sani , I’m sick of him
watch him slouching around, grabbing his hairy u-know-what
Flipping his hairy u-know-Who “Yeah, he’s so hairy too, man
Yeah he probably got a couple of lice stuck up his bushy screw loose
But no worse than what’s going in his dam excuse 4 a bedroom
Sometimes he just wants to cook some sushi or shave his armpits
But can’t cos he can’t switch on the dam switch
“My rice is not cooked! My rice is not cooked!”
But since I’m hairy, I might just use hair to cover up
And here’s the little message I would to deliver
And you should know how to shave when you get hairy armpits,
Of course you gotta know how to shave before
Hair starts to form on your armpits and penis
We got the Discovery Channel dun we?
We are nothing but mammals and we grow hair don’t we?
Some of us are just plain hairy, and that’s why we are so scary
But if we can grow hair everywhere in our underwear
Then I don't see why Sani can’t cook sushi or plain rice
I know its scary but Luke has the antidote
Sani show your hairy moles, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus:

He’s Stink Sani yeah he’s the real Sani
All the other Stink Sani’s are just plain hairy
So will the real Stink Sani please cook rice,
Please cook rice, please cook rice? (´2)

Sung to the tune of The Real slim shady by eminem
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Lose Sani~by Shengers!!

2004-10-05T03:59:00.000-07:00

Look, if you had, one sushi one period
to cook everything you ever wanted in one period
would you cook it? or let it stink

Verse 1:
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, ampit's smelly
there's rice in his cooker already
Mum's sashimi he's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop pong, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the stink gets too strong
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
It's bad breath now, everyone's dying now
the clock's run out, time's up over, blow!!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes Sani
Oh, there goes Sani, he's chocked he's so smelly
But he won't give up that smelly, nope he won't have it
he know's he's sushi's outshone by others
It dosen't matter, he's Sani, he knows it
But he's stupid, he's so happy that he knows
when he goes back to his Carboard home
that's when it's back to the kitchen again
This whole sushi sucks, better add kikkoman
and hope it dosen't collapse on him

Chorus:
you better lose yorself in the sushi
the moment you own it you better never let it stink
You only get an hour, do not miss your chance to cook
Cuz oppotunity comes only once in a lifetime, yo
you better lose yourself in the sushi
the moment you own it you better never let it stink
you only get an hour, do not miss your chance to cook
Cuz oppotunity comes only once in a lifetime, yo
you better

Verse 2:
smell's escapin' through this armpits that is gaping
This world is his for the stinking
Make me pong as we move toward a new sermester
A normal life is smelly But the time's close to post period It only grows soggier, rice grows colder He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows,
he's known as Hairy potter
Lonely roads got himHe knows he's grown farther from sushi, he's got hair
He goes home and barely knows his own cooker
But hold ya nose cuz here goes the cold cooker
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold sushi
They said the cooker’s not on
Who put the rice in the cooker?
And that’s so unproper
His toll, it unfolds and I suppose it's old, partner
But the stink goes on
cough, cough, cough, cough
(chorus)

Verse 3:
No more games, he’s change for due called rage
Tear this muthafuckin' sushi apart like two dogs caged
he was cookin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
he've been chewed up and spit out cause he stinks
But he kept rhymin' and stepped thinking' the next ingridient
Best believe somebody's payin' the rice cooker
All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that he can't get by with marks not nine but five
And he can't provide the right type of life for his family
Cuz, man, these goddamn hair can’t be shavedAnd there's no movie, there's no Sheng Takahashi
This is his life and these times are so hardAnd it's gettin' even harder tryin' to feed and water
His hair plus his odour Caught up between bein' a twit or a hairy monster
Baby momma drama, screamin' on him
Too much for him to wanna stay in one spot
Another damn or not has gotten me to the point he’s like a monkey, he’s got to formulate a plot
Or end up with zero or not
Success is his only muthafuckin' option, failure's nothe takes the rice out and starts to make sushi he cannot wrap the seaweed so here he goes
armpit fail him not
Cuz maybe the only opportunity that he got
Duh doo
You can do anything if you on the cooker man

Composed and written by Shengers
sung to the tune of lose yourself
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The D3 official Site

2004-10-05T03:54:00.000-07:00

Welcome, to our site, my name is Shengers, the D3 is a made up gang of rappers from our class, me, luke, and Timotheus...we have dadicated ourselves to rapping, after the exams though.....well... should you have any enquiries, dun hesitate to e-mail us at...
shengers67@hotmail.com
lukeyan2002@hotmail.com
luv_ujesus@hotmail.com
you can add any one of us on msn too... HAVE FUN!!!